I hate Shopping.
We’re at nature.
Make up Shake up.
Im sooo dang short!!
The camping is going fun.
I’m a leader not a follower.
blah blah blah do I ever shut up.
I’m not just tired. I had fun too!!
mine might as well be fisher price!
I am awake I am just resting my eyes
OK so don’t listen underage kids….
Good lord, I look like an Umpaloompa!
*Whispers* We dont know where were going
HERE ARE MY PERSONAL FAVORITES!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to destroy you and your camera.
woo you’re not gonna have a voice tomorrow.
I ramble, I’m trying to get it all in for you.
Those squirrels get turned on with the mascara.
Getting into the song, but what is up with my arm!
MGM didn’t know what they had with Cyd, did they?
It’s way to early to be putting on hair and make up.
I thank god everyday that you put up with my crazy butt!
If I see you sitting down don’t think I won’t come after you.
Pictures of me just goofing off because I am silly and stupid.
How you all doing its hot isnt it Im loving wearing this sweater.
You look pretty in a wig and a dress everywhere baby I’d take ya.
I am showing my butt to my fans they are enjoying that. It’s great.
“I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls”
You be quiet, this is my time! just kidding. Me, it’s all about me.
Shaq is like a tree ok, especially compared to me, i’m like a shrub.
Apparently I don’t believe in hangers so I just throw everything down.
Pose the booty? first, you point the booty at the camera, and your done!
Don’t let that foul line get to you. There’s a camera right on you jason!
If someone around you is not sporting the green give them a pinch for me!
Thank you to my kick butt fans you guys rock and I will never forget that!
This next song is for all you boys who just be treatin your girls like crap!
You look like clay you have red hair and freckles I’m sorry you had to see my butt.
Am I talking too much? This little girl here is getting restless she is like shut up!
kelly are we twins? you are much cuter than I am honey but thank you for the compliment.
Hey I am just wondering is there any Clay fans here? I knew it would make you scream WOO.
You can stay in here; you can just turn your head. YOU can’t stay in here! You gots to go!
Emma, my stylist, has been dressing me in Maggie Barry stuff lately because she fits curvy.
This is called the trouble with WOOOO this is called the trouble with love is I love Montreal.
There’s fuzz flying around up here. And I’ve been seeing it the whole show. Sorry, I have ADD.
I forgot the words to this sooooong, somebody help me out! you’re not at the right part either!
I really screwed up today, I dropped the ham on the ground. There’s no more ham for the trip…
No one kisses like that at a wedding! ..unless.. whatever kinda weddings you go to.. i dont know.
Everyone says I’m like the girl next door…Y’all must have really weird neighbors!-Kelly Clarkson.
Being interviewed infront of my fans in Asia and Austrailia. Little do they know how much of a dork I am.
this song is where I got my start and I am kinda proud of this song cuz this is where I got my start you like that?
ok this next song is … what? … yes it is have you seen the show before? she has come to more than one show folks.
“When Ginger Rogers danced with Astaire, it was the only time in the movies when you looked at the man, not the woman.”
Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss!
you have to be guarded in this industry because you are well known and you have a lot of money so that is like a big red target.
so this next song was my second single I’m gonna need everyone up for this song it’s Miss Independent Oh Wait no we are saving that!!
I got my green on for St. Patricks Day, do you have your green? ok you have green, you don’t!! do you have green? Don’t show me that!!
My friend Ashley made me a compilation CD of all the booty songs from way back in the day, like junior high. It’s titled booty medley.
You should probably already know that else you brought the wrong dvd no you didnt bring it sorry Im gonna do it over again sorry sorry.
On the one hand there is definitely rage and anger for the drunken driver of the car mixed with overwhelming sadness for the survivors.
My mother had gotten a job as a receptionist at a dancing school and had the idea that we should open our own dancing school; we did, and it prospered.
do they don’t wanna hear me sing they just want my autograph what is up with that? …I promise I will sign your stuff…do you not have faith in me? I promise.
I want to give you a special thanks for even coming to this show because last time I was here I fell on stage so thank you for even coming even though I am a cluz.
I have like the lamest friends ever. They’re so not cool. They don’t like camping, they don’t know how to set up a tent…..and I am seriously considering finding new ones.
I’d studied dance in Chicago every summer end taught it all winter, and I was well-rounded. I wasn’t worried about getting a job on Broadway. In fact, I got one the first week.
I got like pretty much all of these from kckellyville! becuase that site rocks! i just went to a concert and there were some pretty funny kelly moments there too! ill post them up in a while!
and i mean, its so hard, being perfect, all the time, and i try to lead and set a good example, but they just dont follow and there’s only so much i can do…i can only lead so much with my staff.
I’ve never really been insecure; I just skipped that. I’ve never been shy. I hated clothes when I was little. When I was, like, 4, I’d run around the neighborhood naked. I don’t usually do that anymore.
Oh, no. Age doesn’t really matter to me. But he can’t be like 12 or anything! Sorry dude, but I ain’t goin’ out with a 12-year-old boy! The tabloids would be all over it! ‘Kelly Clarkson: Child Molester!
I never said I was a ‘good girl.’ I’m not a bad girl. I’m just normal, and that’s what I’m going to be. There’s no bad girl with whips and chains that’s going to come out. I think people like me because I was myself.
don’t let anything get to me or people pressure me. If you’re going to pressure me to do something, I’m going to do the opposite. So if you tell me to get skinny, I’m probably going to get fat just to piss you off…Yep that’s me!
I wanted to invent some kind of American dance that was danced to the music that I grew up on: Cole Porter and Rodgers and Hart and Irving Berlin. So I evolved a style that certainly didn’t catch on right away – but I had some good mentors in New York who encouraged me.